anti nowhere league – noddy (live) lyrics
there’s a rumor going ’round toyland
it’s about noddy the dirty little man
they say he done a dirty by lifting up his shirty
with big ears and the rest of his gang
there was only [unverified] stuck up noddy’s -rs-hole
and for a penny a piece you know they liked his crease
well, noddy you should know
you can never get a blow in toyland
well, noddy you should know
you can never get a blow in toyland
well, big ears was in front
but he couldn’t get his c-nt
well, his ears were big as [unverified]
but his p-n-s never grew
well, noddy you should know
you can never get a blow in toyland
well, noddy you should know
you can never get a blow in toyland
the next in line to f-ck
was little porky pig
but noddy made the piggy noises
after what he did
well, noddy you should know
you can never get a blow in toyland
well, noddy you should know
you can never get a blow in toyland
well, rupert bear was there
with his m-ss of pubic hair
and rupert bear, he didn’t care
he came in noddy’s hair
well, noddy you should know
you can never get a blow in toyland
well, noddy you should know
you can never get a blow in toyland
well [unverified]
’cause he said it was obscene
so he greased up his truncheon
and stuck it up his -rs-hole, -rs-hole, -rs-hole
well, noddy you should know
you can never get a blow in toyland
well, noddy you should know
you can never get a blow in toyland
after everyone was done
and they’d had a lot of fun
noddy’s hat was red but
his dad was sucking his thumb
well, noddy you should know
you can never get a blow in toyland
well, noddy you should know
you can never get a blow in toyland
well, the moral of this song
to you dirty little boys
charge 10p or more
be a high-cl-ss wh-r-
well, noddy you should know
you can never get a blow in toyland
well, noddy you should know
you can never get a blow in toyland
noddy
you know what my mother told me
you sold your -rs-hole
at the elephant and castle
noddy, you dirty little b-st-rd
well, noddy you should know
you can never get a blow in toyland
well, noddy you should know
you can never get a blow in toyland
noddy, you dirty little b-st-rdarray
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