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arrogant worms – i ran away lyrics

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i remember back when i was still in school,
these bullies always picked on me, they called me a fool.
they knocked me on the ground! (oh! )
they rubbed dog p–p in my ears! (ow! )
they kicked me! (oh)
they punched me! (ow)
they said; “come and fight, you wimp!”

(what’d you do!?)

i faked i had an injury then i ran away!
i ran away, (i ran away)
i ran away! (i ran a-eh-eh-eh-eh ran so far away)
danger stared me in the face and i ran away!
(oooh, ooh, ooh ooh, ooh, ooh, i ran away! )
the children always laughed at me after that day,
when i said i tore my acl and i ran away!

i was playing one day in my back yard,
when i made the perfect snowball, round and smooth and hard.
i spotted nasty ted jablonski! (oooh)
i let fly the perfect snowball! (yeah! )
it smashed the neighbors windshield! (oh-oh! )
he came out and said; “who the h-ll did that!?”

(whaat’d youu doo!?)

i pointed at my sister and then i ran away!
i ran away, (i ran away)
i ran away! (i ran a-eh-eh-eh-eh ran so far away)
danger stared me in the face and i ran away!
(oooh, ooh, ooh ooh, ooh, ooh, i ran away! )
my sister was ground for three years and a day,
so i said she was adopted and then i ran away!

i was walking with my girlfriend one night, (aww)
two guys were sitting on a bench, they pointed at her and said;
“she’s a fat, ugly tramp!” (ooh! )
“she smells like peanut b-tter!” (hey! )
“she’s a loser!” (oh!
“she’s pedantic!” (oi! )
“she’s a mediocre soccer player!”
my girlfriend said; “make them stop!”

(whaat’d yoouu dooo!?)

i dumped my girlfriend on the spot then i ran away!
i ran away, (i ran away)
i ran away! (i ran a-eh-eh-eh-eh ran so far away)
danger stared me in the face and i ran away!
(oooh, ooh, ooh ooh, ooh, ooh, i ran away! )
the honor of my woman was one the line that day,
so i told my girlfriend i was gay and i ran away!

i was walking by myself last week, (yeah)
when the devil himself appeared in front of me. (oh)
he had fire all around him! (aiii! )
he smelled like a burning tire dump! (wooow! )
he opened his mouth and said; “mike! you’re next!”

(whaaat’d yoouuu dooo!?)

i came up to the devil! (oh yeah! )
i poked the devil on the shoulder! (that’s right! )

i said look over there, and then i ran away!
i ran away, (i ran away)
i ran away! (i ran a-eh-eh-eh-eh ran so far away)
danger stared me in the face and i ran away!
(oooh, ooh, ooh ooh, ooh, ooh, i ran away! )
i’m hoping that the devil smokes two packs a day,
cause my day of reckoning is here and i ran away!

i ran away, (i ran away)
i ran away! (i ran a-eh-eh-eh-eh ran so far away)
danger stared me in the face and i ran away!
(oooh, ooh, ooh ooh, ooh, ooh, i ran away! )
whenever i was challenged i collapsed like a souffle,
but i’m still alive to sing this song cause i ran away!

oh yes i ran,
(oh yes he ran! )
oh yes i ran,
(oh yes he ran! )
i ran away!

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