barenaked ladies – back lyrics
i woke up yesterday morning
fell down two flights of stairs
well i thought i was wide awake but my legs were still asleep.
nine-one-one ambulance help me
but i can’t reach the phone
so i scream to the neighbors “come over break into my home”
i broke my back
there was n-body there to help me
broke my back
all the lies and deception won’t change the perception that
i fell flat on my -ss
i wish this had happened skydiving
that my parachute failed
but a pair of shoes tripped me down stairs and i lay there and wail
those things i used to take for granted
now i take sitting down
i can’t brush my teeth, chew my nails, give the finger to a clown
i broke my back
and i can’t even change the channels
broke my back
i fell flat on my -ss
well they tell me that i shouldn’t get discouraged
but they tell me that i’ll never walk again
and they say i’m gonna need a lot of courage
and they say i’m gonna need a lot of friends
but what i really need is a pair of electric legs.
so i wish some genius would just invent them.
and if they cost to much i’d share with someone else.
or i would scour the yellow pages and i’d rent them.
i know i can probably pop a wheely
entertaining the kids
i can put hockey cards in the spokes i can even throw skids
i get a good seat at a concert
even get stuff for free
is it cause i’m an excellent guy or cause they’re scared of me
i broke my back
and i can’t even use the clapper
i broke my back
all the lies and deception won’t change the perception that
i fell flat on my -ss
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