bargain music – colostomy bag lyrics
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relatively speaking
life has been good to me
there’s cash flow in my pocket
and the girlies come regularly
i don’t like to sh-t in public
even though the smell doesn’t bother me
and the only problem is my friends
a bag called colostomy
i have a colostomy bag
it’s underneath my jeans
i get real mad when it starts to sag
cause then you know there’s more to me
i tried to call miss lucille ball
cause i know she’d give me clemency
but the newspaper said
i love lucy is dead
so it’s just me and my colostomy
woohoo
you gotta pretty mouth boy
squeal like a b-tch
squeal like a b-tch boy
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