barney stinson – nothing suits me like a suit lyrics
i know what you’re thinking
what’s barney been drinking?
that girl was smoking hot
yes i coulda nailed her
but no it’s not a failure
‘cuz there’s one thing she is not
to score a ten would be just fine
but i’d rather be dressed to the nines
it’s a truth you can’t refute
nothing suits me like a suit
picture a world where all the boys and girls
are impeccably well dressed
that delivery guy in the jacket and tie
that puppy in the double-breast
that ’80s dude with mutton chops
that baby with a lollipop
that lady cop who’s kinda cute
nothing suits ’em like a suit
wingman i can wear
they’re oh so debonair
the perfect way to snare
a girl with daddy issues
in navy blue or black
check out this perfect rack
i want to give them a squeeze
oh really? then answer these questions
if you please
what would you do if you had to choose
between your suits and a pot of gold? suits.
what would you say
if you gave your suits away
in return you’d never grow old? suits.
what would you pick
one million chicks
or a single three-piece suit? it’s moot.
what if world peace
were within your reach… abbadabada i’m gonna stop you right there. it’s suits. come on, lily. get your head outta your -ss.
two… three… four!
girls will go and girls will come
but there’s only one absolute
every bro on the go needs to know
that there’s no accepted subst-tute
i’m sorry suits, let’s make amends
my sunday best are my best friends
send casual friday down the laundry chute
‘cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute
like a… wait for it…
suit!
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