barry michael – meant to turn you on not crack you up lyrics
v1:
i meant to make you dinner but i burned the steak
so i booked a restaurant but we got there late
so we both had to settle for some curley fries
extra value menu at least it was super sized
chorus:
i meant to turn you on not crack you up
i wish i knew just what it took to fill your loving cup
i wanted to put my moves on ya but i’m fresh outta luck
i meant to turn you on not crack you up
v2:
i meant to light the candles when the curtains caught fire
when i tried to put it out i tripped on some speaker wire
i thought i’d make it better with a s-xy dance
when i did my one two step i ripped my pants
v3:
i put my arm around you and poked you in the eye
i went in for a kiss and my bad breath made you cry
i turned down the bed and we were almost there
until you got a glance at my ole holy underwear
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