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beefy – nerd lyrics

it’s not hard to see that i’m not cool.
not too many friends when i was in school.
so i sat all alone and i learned how to rap,
and i became a smart-aleck, started talking cr-p.
never really concerned with popularity
because i was in a bas-m-nt rolling 20-d
throwing down dagger damage with my trusty 4-sider
i wrote fanfics and called myself a writer.
the only one who still thinks i’m awesome.
the only adult still yelling, “awesome possum!”
a couple of my friends have owned a ferret
you might have muscles but i’m not scared yet.
you might have ladies. ok, i’ll concede
that i’d give up coca~cola if i could get a lady.
i don’t have low self-esteem, it’s only a word.
so stand up and be proud if your -ss is a nerd.

chorus (x2)
i’m a nerd.
there’s nothing i can do about it.
i’m a nerd.
i roleplay and i brag about it.
i’m a nerd.
on the net till 5 am.
i’m a nerd. i’m a nerd. i’m a nerd.
but that’s who i am.

i never listened to what my gym teacher said,
so instead i play wow with my level 20 undead.
i doodle all day and i can’t concentrate
so much so that my fat -ss almost didn’t graduate.
for clarification i’m a nerd. not a geek.
geeks get good grades. i get in trouble when i speak.
geeks get excited about a science fieldtrip.
nerds don’t really care because my people skip.
we act superior but we still watch cartoons.
laughing our -sses off yelling out, “hesh rules!”
with my pack of friends sat-rday is nerd night.
playing gurps so long i challenge hank to a knife fight.
playing table top games, and ccgs (collectable card games)
and then at one we take a break and head for mickey ds
playing pirated movies and stolen cds.
internet celebrity homes, i do what i please.

chorus x2

i step on the dance floor but i won’t move.
all i do is bob my head when i’m feeling the groove.
calculator in my pocket and there’s one on my wrist
i got this s-xy nerd flavor that you can’t resist.
man, don’t forget, i got this magic ring
that does +5 fire damage. that’s some powerful bling.
out nerd me? don’t try. i’ll tell you why
cause i can quote every single line from family guy.
i got all this caffeine coursing though my veins.
catch me on e-bay bidding on gene roddenberry’s brains.
i keep telling people i’m not that numa numa kid.
but i’m just p-ssed because he did it before i did.
mixing up white russians cause i wanna be the dude.
i’m not a shut in, i’m just misunderstood.
pixilated nudes got me feeling good.
i’m a nerd mo fo. rude, brash, and crude.

chorus x4

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