chris moyles – big bum lyrics
look at me baby, i’m a s-x machine,
i may look really dirty, but i keep my undies clean,
hardly knew i’d been around for years,
but i still go out drinking beers,
now don’t you dare laugh cause you think i’m old,
i spank the ladies’ bottoms cause i’m very very bold,
my -ss is getting flabby, but i ain’t gonna worry,
cause baby i go news for you.
(chorus)
big b-m, big b-m, i’ve a big b-m,
i may be pushing 60 but i still turn ladies on,
big b-m, big b-m, i’ve a big b-m,
it’s tight, it’s firm, it’s number 1.
now don’t get me wrong, ain’t gonna do you no harm,
put your hands on my -ss cheeks and my b-m will keep you warm,
it’s big, it’s hot, it’s like a radiator,
baby check me out cause i’m a s-xy alligator,
ladies out there, listening to me,
i’ve had a s-xy bottom since the age of 23,
and yes i must react to claims that my –
-ss was put together in a factory in dubai
(chorus x 2)
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