coolio – ugly bitches lyrics
a b-tch is a b-tch and we all know
that a ho is a ho wit a toe-up sl-t so
if you’re gotta have em, might as well be a fine one
but it seems that some n-gg-s can’t seem to find one
so they go and get a b-tch that’s lookin like trixie
and hekkyl & jekkyl wit some saggy -ss t-tties
a big fat flagrant hoodrat hooker
and the n-gg- got the nerve to pretend she’s a hooker
sportin that down from your arm like a simpson
talk about b-tches that you wish you was pimpin
come around the homies and you swear that she’s playin
but everytime i see her, you’re beggin
go get you a girl that got somethin goin
get rid of that b-tch that’s lookin like a dragon
now you want to fight ’cause you’re baggin on your mrs
but that’s what’cha get when you f-ck with ugly b-tches
chorus:
when i was young i used to have fun
f-ckin with ugly b-tches
but now that i’m grown i leave em alone
’cause i went from rags to riches
they say ‘beauty is skin deep’ but godd-mn weeded b-tch
look like buckwheat mixed with opi
toe up, toe up, straight from the floor
and her bad -ss breath is about to make me throw up
n-gg-s started dissin and you blamed it on the gin
but the very next day you was with the b-tch again
now your -ss is gettin clowned like bozo
but that’s what you get for f-ckin with that ugly ho
i don’t know what possessed you, n-gg-
stand that hooker in front of a trigger
spendin your time with a big goony-goo-goo
to n-gg-s like you i gotta say “choo choo”
dig a ditch down in desperation
send that monster on a permanent vacation
the girl is chop-top, but you don’t listen
’cause some n-gg-s like f-ckin with ugly b-tches
chorus:
when i was young i used to have fun
f-ckin with ugly b-tches
but now that i’m grown i leave em alone
’cause i went from rags to riches
interlude
aw sh-t, there go my n-gg- pretendin he don’t see me
talkin with a b-tch that look like a flea g
holdin her hand as he walks through the plaza
i try to play it off but i couldn’t hold my laughter
the girl is done so take her -ss off the oven
put her on a boom and send her back to the covent
cookin up a plan in a big, black cauldron
and the dumb -ss n-gg- don’t know that he’s fallin
into a trap ’cause now the wh-r- is pregnant
9 months later and she’s squirted on an insect
he don’t want to claim it, she went and got a test
now he’s sendin child support in a big fat cheque
my n-gg- got depressed and he started drinkin liquor
one night he got drunk, went to her house and killed her
riches to rags and rags to riches
but that’s what’cha get when you f-ck with ugly b-tches
chorus:
when i was young i used to have fun
f-ckin with ugly b-tches
it seems that it’s sad for this p-ssy i had
came from some ugly b-tches
when i was young i used to have fun
f-ckin with ugly b-tches
it seems kinda sad ’cause this p-ssy i had
came from some ugly b-tches
outro:
so you mean to tell me you f-ckin with a bald-headed, ol’ fat, lumpy,
droopy, crack baby look-a-like, cisco drinkin, loud, ignorant, f-cked-up
teeth, stank hoodrat, won’t down, once-a-month bleedin, b-tthead swap-meet,
afdc, leaned-over tennis shoe, cigarette b-tt baggin b-tch? n-gg- what’s
wrong wit you?
(that’s alright. she take care of a n-gg- though, that’s all i know n-gg-.
that’s ok yeah, that’s ok n-gg-)
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