da vincis notebook – internet porn lyrics
back in the not-too-distant past
when i would need a quick repast
or a temporary break from my agenda
off to the bedroom i would head
pull out the playboy from ‘neath the bed
and sneak a peek at all the portraits of pudenda
my alternatives were slim
if i tried to find another source for sin
i’d have to hang out with the weirdos in the back room of my local video store
but last month i finally made the call
i got a brand new cable modem installed
and it opened up the floodgates on a whole new universe of internet p-rn
(internet p-rn) roman orgy scenes
(internet p-rn) dominatrix queens
(internet p-rn) girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on guy on sheep
(internet p-rn) gross anatomy
(internet p-rn) pam and tommy lee
(internet p-rn) when you’re given so much to choose from, who has time to sleep?
after my girlfriend goes to sleep
then i get out of bed and down the hall i creep
so i can hunker down and wallow in depravity until 3: 00 or 4: 00
you’ll always find me in that same tableau
silhouetted by my monitor’s warm glow
and absorbing all the bounty from the cornucopia of internet p-rn
(internet p-rn) barely legal teens
(internet p-rn) naughty figurines
(internet p-rn) geriatric german grandmas spanking spanish men
(internet p-rn) erotic asian art
(internet p-rn) guys with extra parts
(internet p-rn) i don’t think i’m ever going to see the sun again
(internet p-rn) melon-love.com
(internet p-rn) there’s my neighbor’s mom
(internet p-rn) bikers wearing diapers chasing nurses dressed like smurfs
(internet p-rn) maison l’esclavage
(internet p-rn) un, deux, trois menage
(internet p-rn) every kind of sm-t from every corner of the earth
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