david allan coe – were you born an asshole lyrics
well i was driving down i-95 the other night,
when somebody nearly cut me right off the road.
i decided it wasn’t going to do any good to get mad,
so i wrote a song about him instead. it goes like this…
were you bo-rn an -sshole, or did you work at it your whole life?
either way it worked out fine, ’cause you’re an -ss-hole tonight.
yes you’re an a-sshole, and don’t you try to blame it on me,
you deserve all the credit, you’re an -sshole tonight.
you were an -ssho-le yesterday, you’re an -ss-hole tonight,
and i’ve got a feeling, you’ll be an -sshole the rest of your life.
and i was talking to your mother, just the other night,
i told her i thought you were an -sshole, she said “yes, i think you’re right”.
and a-ll your friends are -ssholes, ’cause you’ve known them your whole life,
and somebo-dy told me, you’ve got an -sshole for a wife.
were you bo-rn an -sshole, or did you work at it your whole life?
either way it worked out fine, ’cause you’re an -ss-hole tonight.
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