david wilcox – captain wanker lyrics
captain w-nker hits the gas he’s driving like his head’s on fire
captain w-nker swerves to p-ss shouting over squealing tires
captain w-nker always gets annoyed
that the drones on the freeway have to be destroyed
blasting ’em into the void makes him feel overjoyed
captain w-nker scans the crowd and calculates a quick way through
captain w-nker thinks out loud like all super heroes do
captain w-nker is so debonair
cutting through a crowd of people like he just don’t care
he ducks into a nearby phone booth and he just stays in there
a skintight suit, try to hide it
a skintight suit, stuck inside it
a skintight suit under his clothes
his pride will hide the side that no one knows
captain w-nker grunts and groans as if he wanted someone to help
captain w-nker makes it known, he has to save the world himself
captain w-nker always feels afraid
that if he trusted anybody he could be betrayed
workers all get overpaid, and help never makes the grade
a skintight suit, try to hide it
a skintight suit, stuck inside it
a skintight suit under his clothes
his pride will hide the side that no one knows
captain w-nker v.i.p., a better man than all of the rest
captain w-nker stands for me, the w is on my chest
captain w-nker is my shadow side
and he’ll fight for justice and a sense of pride
shoving everybody else aside, he will not be denied
a skintight suit, a jelly belly
a skintight suit, it’s gettin’ smelly
a skintight suit under his clothes
his pride will hide the side that no one knows
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