dayglo abortions – dream date of the 90’s lyrics
in the 70’s i used to hang around in bars
i’d let myself get picked up by jocks with sports cars
i’d let them take me back to their place
where i’d suck and f-ck and f-ck and suck and sit on their face
now i stay at home
i have s-x over the phone
and i have what it takes to m-st-rb-t-
then i got knocked up in the 80’s
so i went to a clinic for ladies
the doctor stuck a suction hose up my c-nt
the he scr-ped and sucked and sucked and scr-ped till he i killed that little runt
now i stay at home
i have s-x over the phone
i know what it takes to m-st-rb-t-
now i’m living in the 90’s
aids killed all the junkies and the gays
but i’m still here cause i was my needles out with bleach
and i never went to one of those roman f-cking bathes
oh eeh ooo awe
dream date of the 90’s
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