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earworms – stress in english and german lyrics

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dearest creature in creation
studying english pr-nunciation,
i will teach you in my verse
sounds like corpse, corps, horse and worse.

i will keep you, susy, busy,
make your head with heat grow dizzy;
tear in eye, your dress you’ll tear;
queer, fair seer, hear my prayer.

pray, console your loving poet,
make my coat look new, dear, sew it!
just compare heart, hear and heard,
dies and diet, lord and word.

sword and sward, retain and britain
(mind the latter how it’s written).
made has not the sound of bade,
say-said, pay-paid, laid but plaid.

now i surely will not plague you
with such words as vague and ague,
but be careful how you speak,
say: gush, bush, steak, streak, break, bleak,

previous, precious, fuchsia, via
recipe, pipe, studding-sail, choir;
woven, oven, how and low,
script, receipt, shoe, poem, toe.

say, expecting fraud and trickery:
daughter, laughter and terpsich-r-,
branch, ranch, measles, topsails, aisles,
missiles, similes, reviles.

wholly, holly, signal, signing,
same, examining, but mining,
scholar, vicar, and cigar,
solar, mica, war and far.

from “desire”: desirable-admirable from “admire”,
lumber, plumber, bier, but brier,
topsham, brougham, renown, but known,
knowledge, done, lone, gone, none, tone,

one, anemone, balmoral,
kitchen, lichen, laundry, laurel.
gertrude, german, wind and wind,
beau, kind, kindred, queue, mankind,

tortoise, turquoise, chamois-leather,
reading, reading, heathen, heather.
this phonetic labyrinth
gives moss, gross, brook, brooch, ninth, plinth.

have you ever yet endeavoured
to pr-nounce revered and severed,
demon, lemon, ghoul, foul, soul,
peter, petrol and patrol?

billet does not end like ballet;
bouquet, wallet, mallet, chalet.
blood and flood are not like food,
nor is mould like should and would.

banquet is not nearly parquet,
which exactly rhymes with khaki.
discount, viscount, load and broad,
toward, to forward, to reward,

ricocheted and crocheting, croquet?
right! your pr-nunciation’s ok.
rounded, wounded, grieve and sieve,
friend and fiend, alive and live.

is your r correct in higher?
keats -sserts it rhymes thalia.
hugh, but hug, and hood, but hoot,
buoyant, minute, but minute.

say abscission with precision,
now: position and transition;
would it tally with my rhyme
if i mentioned paradigm?

twopence, threepence, tease are easy,
but cease, crease, grease and greasy?
cornice, nice, valise, revise,
rabies, but lullabies.

of such puzzling words as nauseous,
rhyming well with cautious, tortious,
you’ll envelop lists, i hope,
in a linen envelope.

would you like some more? you’ll have it!
affidavit, david, davit.
to abjure, to perjure. sheik
does not sound like czech but ache.

liberty, library, heave and heaven,
rachel, loch, moustache, eleven.
we say hallowed, but allowed,
people, leopard, towed but vowed.

mark the difference, moreover,
between mover, plover, dover.
leeches, breeches, wise, precise,
chalice, but police and lice,

camel, constable, unstable,
principle, disciple, label.
petal, penal, and c-n-l,
wait, surmise, plait, promise, pal,

suit, suite, ruin. circuit, conduit
rhyme with “shirk it” and “beyond it”,
but it is not hard to tell
why it’s pall, mall, but pall mall.

muscle, muscular, gaol, iron,
timber, climber, bullion, lion,
worm and storm, chaise, chaos, chair,
senator, spectator, mayor,

ivy, privy, famous; clamour
has the a of drachm and hammer.
p-ssy, hussy and possess,
desert, but desert, address.

golf, wolf, countenance, lieutenants
hoist in lieu of flags left pennants.
courier, courtier, tomb, bomb, comb,
cow, but cowper, some and home.

“solder, soldier! blood is thicker”,
quoth he, “than liqueur or liquor”,
making, it is sad but true,
in bravado, much ado.

stranger does not rhyme with anger,
neither does devour with clangour.
pilot, pivot, gaunt, but aunt,
font,

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