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elro – road rage lyrics

[intro]

[verse]
worse looking than a sack of dead cats
that’s me, i’m the boy and i’m back
i’ve got quick sick flows to pull fit hoes, only reason i ever wanted to rap was that
i wanted to be black
wanted to pull a fit chick with a big back
only problem is that i was born like this, know i’m trapped in the body of a tw-t
i don’t roll with a clip, i just roll with a bottle of pap’ and a little hip-flask
roll with a couple of goons and by goons, i mean gormless, me staying sane’s a big task
act loose, you can get four fingers babe, yeah i call it the kit kat
bring a mate, i can split it in two, it’s a multi-pack ting, d-mn right the kid’s back
never had a threesome, reason being i’m cast out like a [?]
yeah i’m cast out because i’m bait mate
i like to aruge, m-ss debate say
i wanna pull fit chicks without date-rape
no matter what all of my best mates say
i ain’t creepy love, we’ll have a great date
so just sign on the line, it’s okay
i text bare fit birds, that’s true
i get livid ’cause it never pulls through
i get one text back then i start getting beggy like ‘please b-tch, send out the nudes’
people telling me i don’t like jews
na see, you’re just getting confused
don’t get g-ssed, try and say how i feel when you’ve never had a battle with the booze
i am the c-nt who buys rounds in spoons
sort of chump that gets drunk and spews
accidentally sent mum some nudes
left the country like man i had to move
like man i am an adebayor fan, i’ll run to your corner and wind up a goon like a jew
spurs of the moment tings are the best like pesting a bird and they [?] you
only stutter in my raps like yo, yo
’cause i’m up and down like a yo-yo
i think i might be a bi-polar bloke but will i go to the doctors? no, no
i’m on a tightrope
right hand side is a padded cell in which i might go
on my left hand side there’s me in a mansion with whisky, cigars and fine hoes
so put your bets in, which way’s the weird bloke falling?
i bet none of you c-nts have put left in, yo being depressed is appalling
paired with being a real mess and i’m talking pesting birds [?]
that i’ve been blessed with words
doesn’t matter how long i invest in a girl, i’ve been pied in postcodes all over the world
so, bigger than 6’2, physique of a child, yo birds form a queue
whether i’ll ever be a [?] citizen is down to whether you listen what i’m saying, if you’ve got a bit of spice, call her [?]
did a bit of flirting and fondling too
took me fifteen secs for the s-x, had her rubbing bareback on the wood like baloo
i’m on bail bro, as in first goalscorer ’cause i ain’t been jail bro
i tried this rap ting five years ago and failed so
i came back harder, gained an addiction, the wine, cigarettes and ale so
my stories are better if a little depressing, it makes for a h-ll of a tale though

[interlude]
well if you-you-you-you
wanna come against i-i, then i guess that’s fine
[?] like a p-ssy, i’ll run for my life
yeah my career was on decline
swag of a geeky homeless guy
yeah i’ve got a problem with the wine
shout-out chepstow

[outro]
yeah, shout-out everyone
come follow me on instagram, twitter @elroraps
big up the mandem with anxiety and depression
keep battling through
shout-out sox in the building
jdz

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