eric violette – free credit report.com pt.2 lyrics

they say a man should always dress for the job he wants
so why am i dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant
it’s all because some hacker stole my ident-ty
now i’m in every evening serving chowder and ice tea

shoulda gone to free credit report dot com [hee haw]
i coulda seen this comin’ at me like an atom bomb
they monitor your credit and send you e-mail alerts
so you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts