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goldie lookin chain – maggot’s stand up lyrics

i know a guy who blow sheep up,
he used to have a ta what the f-ck?
he used to blow em up!
if you go to (?)? (walters?) five pound a sheep!
get a sheep five pound!
oo hhehahaa!
i know medical people!
i know ’em, i’ve f-ckin’ you know i got friends high places, like!
a f-ckin’. doctor like. stevie, a bit of a c-nt. you know f-ckin’
do a labotomy or woteva they do eh?
he f-ckin’. had, i don’t know what he had! the f-ckin’ schitzo!
he f-ckin’ climbin’ over f-ckin’ bushes
he’s alright, he climbin over f-ckin’ sports fings, you know sports fences!
he f-ckin’ climb over and f-ckin fell off!
smashed himself up, got home.
into bed, bleeding, he sh-t himself in the night as well!
woke up in the mornin, his missus is covered in sh-t!
like, fuuuckin’ h-ll!
cover your missus in sh-t!
eh what do you know, we’ll stay in, have a quiet night in tonight love
– i’m gonna cover you in sh-t!
-laughter throughout-
-heavy applauding-

- goldie lookin chain lyrics

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