goldie lookin chain – mike balls un-official world cup anthem lyrics
his name’s mike b-lls and he’s safe you see
just like you and me, he’s glc
he’s been into soccer violence for quite some time
but give him the draw, and he’s fine
i said mike:
yeah!
where d’you get your leisurewear?
i got my tracksuit from a shop in aberdare
i wears my gold outside of my shirt
and i borrowed my sovereign off my uncle bert
yeah mike:
you knows it!
where d’you get your trainers from?
i won em off a bloke that i smoked off on a bong
yeah i think i know the geezer, i think he’s called
pazzo
i had to have em they were silver shadow
my name’s b-llsy, come on j-pan and korea
i’m going to the world cup to drink some beer
cause some destruction while i’m here
and fc-k some little thai girls up the rear
i’ve got tickets, for the game with the argies
there’s gonna be some argy-bargy
i’ve been into fighting for all of my life
and when i gets married i’m gonna beat the wife
his name’s mike b-lls and he’s got a machete
he’ll cut you into bits until you look like confetti
soccer violence is a game what he plays
when he buys the draw it’s his nan what pays
i’m back, and i’m ringing my bell
you’ll better not stare cos i’ll stare as well
and if you get a fc-kin stare off me
then you better be a member of the glc
cos if you’re not, then you better sit tight
i’ll come over to you and i’ll start a fight
and tell you that my name is fc-kin mike b-lls
and kick your head against at least 4 walls
he’s safe, and he’s got respect
for the glc crew, to some effect
but mess with him, he’ll leave your face in a mess
his name’s mike b-lls – expect no less!
listen mike:
what?
tell me about your chain
it weighs a ton and won’t go rusty in the rain
mike b-lls:
yeah!
what have you got?
i’ve got draw f-gs and rizla and a dose of c-ck rot
me xain and 2hats were selling some hash
this tw-t had come after our fc-kin stash
so i hit him in the head with a fc-kin pint gl-ss
and shoved a red hot poker up his -rs-
if mike don’t like you then you’ll hear the silence
it’s the mike b-lls school of fc-kin soccer violence
mike how d’you organise a fight?
i does it by the e-mail in the middle of the night
he’s mike b-lls
aah yeah!
and he’s safe as fc-k
banned from the terraces since the fa cup
i took a bird out to dinner the other night
things went wicked, i got into a fight
with 3 fc-kin blokes that were looking at her -rs-
so i re-arranged their faces with a fc-kin brandy gl-ss
i got escorted out by the fc-kin police
my bird sucked them off to help with my release
i said you better get tested, she’ll give you the clap
i’m in the glc, and this is how i rap
he’s back:
yeah!
listen to what he’s saying
i always start a fight no matter who’s playing
that’s right:
i’m back!
and he loves to fight
i’ll kick you in the head till you lose your fc-kin
sight
he’s got a tracksuit, and he wears the gold
i’m the hardest man in soccer violence, so i’m told
he has to watch the match, on a big screen
and at half time i tokes on some green
when i’m not on medication, i drive across the nation
organising violence to keep up my reputation
you knows it, this is mike b-lls, this is the year
2002, smacking everybody’s face in for the world cup,
you knows it!
yeah that’s right mike b-lls is back!
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