horrible histories – celtic boast battle lyrics
(talking)
year .!!
100 roman soliders lay dead on the beach, who’d slayed them?
i am the greatest warrior who has ever lived ! year .!!
warriors ! i bring tidings of great victory, surely there is know other
warrior in the land who can beat me! huh !
i am the most fearsome warriors to walk the land of the living,
so i think we’ve got a problem.
i think there’s only one way to settle this !
boast battle !!
so lets clear the air, grab a chair,
i’ve got flair, when i fight a bear.
i rip off its skin, for my wife to wear,
i did it for a dare, i’m your worst nightmare look close, check out my
facial hair.
relax, face facts, a fight with you would be an anticlimax,
when you go to war, you don’t take off your slackes.
look at me i’m tough, i fight in the buff,
i could say more but i’ve said enough so …
boast battle !
i’m so great, shut your face !
boast battle !
cause mate in war, you’re well off the pace !
seems to me that you’re not even skilled,
i can fill a lake with the blood i’ve spilled.
i decorate my house with heads of men i’ve killed,
i’d stab you right now but im trying to chll.
year you got a brain but you’ve just got one,
i’ve got five on my beat from the battles i’ve won.
in a rage, on a rampage, i’ve killed more men then old age so ..
boast battle !
and i’ve only just begun !
boast battle !
and i’m not even done !
you’re just killing the enemy, thats lazy,
i’ve killed my own people, i’m that crazy.
i go berserk and my eyes go glazy,
i get so mad i could stab a daisy. (but i won’t cause that would be stupid
!)
all right ! all right ! stop !
think a while ! look at your style man that’s vile !
you look like you’ve been dressed by a reptile,
you’re a steaming pile, i’m dressed like a king.
i wear a torc round my neck when i’m doing my killing,
and on my finger, i’m wearing a ring.
when i said i fight nude i wasn’t counting my bling! year!
boast battle !
oh! and i paint myself blue !
boast battle !
that is way, way cooler than you !
so much better than you, that you ought to bow,
i’ll offer to fight you but you wouldn’t know how.
enough with the talk year, lets end this now,
i can sum it all up in just one word …
owww ! muuum !!
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