joec hd – roast myself challenge rap lyrics
[verse 1]
right, joec hd
ain’t no channel for me
a big youtuber you aspire to be
but you’re going nowhere you’ll see
you ain’t gonna get no peng ting
your videos just ain’t interesting
you sit in your room and record
a good camera you can’t afford
the big thing is, yeah
i just don’t think anyone does care
none of your ideas are new
the number of likes is just a few
im firing shots like ‘pew pew’
like nothing, i’m straight roasting you
you ain’t gonna do nothing
get your wrists, start cutting
but wait…
dont be so so silly
i dont wanna be no bully
i suppose it’s the thought that counts
maybe you’ll rise an ounce
like a cheetah, i’m starting to pounce
wait i’ve stopped my roasting
perhaps i was just coasting
this is the end of the verse
after the second you’ll be in a he-rs-
you better start to dread
cos this is about to make you dead
[verse 2]
okay, let’s start this second verse
in this rap, i might immerse
where do i go from now?
there’s so many roasting points to talk about
your videos are in 144p
it’s not a good standard of quality
it ain’t what i wanna see
you basically film on a toaster
this roast is like a rollercoaster
yo, stormzy! i’m getting way too big for my boots
joes just one of them youts
that’s irrelevant
there’s evidence
{pause}
now we start with football
which is another m-ssive downfall
your football sk!lls are non-existent
you’re just nowhere near consistent
but you’re just top bins resistant
how many views do you get? not many
how much money do you make? not a penny
you do youtube to prove people wrong
this is more than just a song
it carries more meaning
this roast gives me a good feeling
we haven’t even started the last verse yet
the expectations haven’t been met, they’ve exceeded
after this your channel should be deleted!
[verse 3]
into the last verse we go
after this, there will be no joe
the more i try, the more i make you cry
still so much to talk about
your channel is the worst beyond a doubt
all you wear is that southend shirt
introvert or extrovert? – that ‘quickfire questions’ video
you might as well say “cheerio”
to your youtube career
my rhymes are nearly as good as shakespeare
your videos create a dead atmosphere
but perverse, you have an ambition
even though your channel is like a car collision
in your videos you clap too much
my roast rap has come in clutch
maybe the clapping reflects that you’re clapped
with the whipped cream you weren’t even slapped
if you were a manager, you would be sacked
in fact, you get more dislikes than likes
you don’t even use proper mics
and your editing sk!lls make me go “yikes”!
you’ve got a subscriber count of 73
how many of those are me?
oh wait! none
coz here i’m just about done!
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