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joseph & smith – hello (mormon missionary parody) lyrics

h-llo
it’s us
we were wondering if after dinner
you would like to meet
to go over our beliefs
they say the gospel’s
supposed to heal you
and it’s done much healing
h-llo
can you hear me
we’re from provo, utah teaching
about who he used to be
we are only 19
oh i forgot to tell you
this is my companion elder pete
there’s such a difference
between us
’cause we don’t drink tea
h-llo from the other side
we must have knocked a thousand times
to tell you about
everything our church does
but when we knock
you never seem to be home
h-llo from the outside
at least we can say that we tried
to ask you if you’d like to
meet with us next week
and it don’t matter if you don’t
wanna see us again anymore
h-llo
how are you?
it’s so typical of us to talk
about the nephite stories
we hope that you’re swell
did you ever make it out
to church or can we still make that happen
it’s no secret that 3 hours of church
is a heck of a long time
h-llo from the other side
we must have rang a thousand times
to tell you we don’t have
10 or more wives
but when we ring you never
seem to be home
h-llo from the outside
at least we can say that we tried
to ask you if you need any help with your lawn
and it don’t matter if you don’t
wanna see us again anymore
wooooo anymore
woooo-hoo anymore
wooooo anymore
anymore
h-llo from the inside
we must have knocked a thousand times
to tell you about
all the things in this book
and we’re so glad you let us
spend time in your home
h-llo from the inside
we’d love another piece of pie
now can we tell you a message
we’ve been trying to share
because if you read this book
you won’t see things the same
anymore
end

- joseph smith lyrics

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