kevin bloody wilson – the cougar song lyrics
how lucky can a young bloke get? at least that’s what i thought at
the time,
i’d only just turned eighteen, she was thirty-nine,
but if that’s the stuff that dreams are made of, be careful what you
wish for son,
what seems like a dream’s a f-ckin’ nightmare now should’a never
f-cked me girlfriend’s mom,
i called around to the house but me girlfriend was out when her
yummy mommy answered the door,
she was on me like a cigar rippin’ me gear off we were f-ckin’ before
we hit the floor,
she was clawin’ and bitin’ was it f-ckin’ or fightin’? but the more i
fought the hotter she got,
and the tricks that she taught this kid about rootin’ and the tricks that
she taught to me c-ck.
aw she was goin’ off like a frog in a sock screamin’ “f-ck me harder
ya c-nt!”
and the things that that cougar taught me spoilt me
’cause now i can’t c-m, ‘less there’s a thumb in me b-m,
now i can’t c-m, ‘less there’s a thumb in me b-m.
she was lickin’ my d-ck like it was gonna c-m money she was kinky
depraved and then son,
and as i approached the vinegar stroke i felt her fingernail circlin’ me
b-m,
at first i just froze and me f-ckin’ eyes bulged and me freckle blurted
“what’s goin’ on?”
and i knew for that moment life’d never be normal ’cause now i can’t
c-m, ‘less there’s a thumb in me b-m.
aw she was goin’ off like a frog in a sock screamin’ “f-ck me harder
ya c-nt!”
and the things that that cougar taught me spoilt me
’cause now i can’t c-m, ‘less there’s a thumb in me b-m,
aw now i can’t c-m, ‘less there’s a thumb in me b-m.
she showed me whips and chains and ropes and restraints she give
me golden showers as well,
oral and -n-l you f-ckin’ name it, she was lonely i could just tell,
she taught me kama sutra cover to cover, and the things that she
done with her tongue,
she taught me sh-t i didn’t really wanna know, ’cause now i can’t
c-m, ‘less there’s a thumb in me b-m.
aw she was goin’ off like a frog in a sock screamin’ “f-ck me harder
ya c-nt!”
and the things that that cougar taught me spoilt me
’cause now i can’t c-m, ‘less there’s a thumb in me b-m,
now i can’t c-m, ‘less there’s a thumb in me b-m.
aww she was goin’ off like a frog in a sock screamin’ “f-ck me
harder ya c-nt!”
and the things that that cougar taught me spoilt me
’cause now i can’t c-m, ‘less there’s a thumb in me b-m.
aw now i can’t c-m, ‘less there’s a thumb in me b-m.
now i can’t c-m, ‘less there’s a thumb in me b-m.
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