kinky friedman – get your biscuits in the oven & your buns in the bed lyrics
(kinky friedman)
you uppity women i dont understand
why you gotta go and try to act like a man,
but before you make your weekly visit to the shrink
youd better occupy the kitchen, liberate the sink.
get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
thats what i to my baby said,
womens liberation is a-going to your head,
get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.
early every morning youre out on the street
p-ssing out pamphlets to everyone you meet.
you gave up your maiden form for lent
and now the front of your dress has an air scoop vent.
every single brakeman thats ever come along
had a little woman always tellin him that hes wrong.
eve said to adam, heres an apple you horse
and delilah defoliated samsons moss.
get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
thats what i to my baby said,
womens liberation is a-going to your head,
get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.
mean-hearted harpies are breaking all the laws
tearing up their girdles and a-burning up their bras,
now the air is dirty and the s-x is clean
and your coffee makes my hair turn green.
so d-mn emanc-p-ted in your mind and your body,
gonna have to cancel all your lessons in karate.
if you cant love a male chauvinist
youd better cross me off your shopping list.
get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed
thats what i to my baby said,
womens liberation is a-going to your head,
get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in the bed.
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