kunt and the gang – have a wank lyrics
what do you do in the middle of the night
when it’s dead, dead quiet and your mum’s asleep
and your dad’s asleep and the door is shut
and the light is out and the room is dark
and the curtains drawn and you’re on your own
your bed is warm and your dream is rude
and your hand’s restless and your kn-b is hard
have a w-nk! have a w-nk!
have a m-th- f-ckin’ w-nk!
i’m getting out my c-ck
i pull my foreskin back
i reveal my acorn
and give it a little smack
i’m thinking of ladies
playing with their v-lv-‘s
and inserting objects
into their women’s areas
what do you do in the middle of the day
when the tv’s sh-t and there’s nothing on
when you got no money and you got no beer
and you’ve read the paper from cover to cover
radio’s playing a pile of sh-t like darius danesh and robbie williams
who are the two biggest c-nts in the whole wide world!
have a w-nk!
have a m-th- f-ckin’ w-nk!
i’m getting out my c-ck
i’m gonna w-nk for britain
i’m c-mming in a sock
and then i’ll put my kit on
i’m w-nking as if
my life depended on it
i’m picturing some t-ts
i’m imagining a cl-t
come on, come on,
come and have a w-nk with me
come on, come on,
come and have a w-nk with me
come on, come on,
come and have a w-nk with me
come on, come on,
come and have a w-nk with me
w-nk your hairy c-ck with me
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