lads macc – sweaty betty lyrics
she wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm.
got my hands down her jeans and i nearly lost half my arm.
but after ten pints, she looked quite fit,
couldn’t wait to get my hands on her flabby t-ts.
so i said, slap that and ride the ripples,
i just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples.
flabby -rs-, sweaty br–sts, thirty eight chins,
she was a mound of flesh.
sweaty betty, she eats a lot of pies,
sweaty betty, she’s got enormous thighs,
sweaty betty, have you smelled her breath?
sweaty betty, she’d crush a man to death.
i knew that she wanted me to sh-g her,
so i stabbed her c-nt with my mutton dagger.
i couldn’t believe the size of her b-m,
she used to play for wigan at the back of the scrum.
i’ve seen nowt like it since the day i was born,
but you know me, i’ll sh-g owt that’s warm.
sweaty betty, she eats a lot of chips,
sweaty betty, she’s got m-ssive t-ts,
sweaty betty, she’s got a huge v-g-n-,
sweaty betty, you’d fit a bus inside her,
she’s so obscene, three tons of margarine,
she’s like a lump of lard
but sweaty betty makes my w-lly hard.
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