larry the cable guy – christmas commentary lyrics
get a job, you b-m b-m b-m b-m
money dont grow on trees, you b-m b-m b-m b-m,
silent farts, deadly farts,
all was calm, not for long,
oh come on ye little forner c
ome and get them green cards
and learn some d-mn english and than how to drive
i wish my mother-in-law got hit by a car
i wish my mother-in-law got hit by a car
i wish my mother-in-law got hit by a car
so i wouldnt have to hear her b-tch
blue b-lls, blue b-lls
its doller night, at the t-tty club
see them dance on my pants, soon it will be bathroom time
you better watch out i think shes a guy
i aint quite sure but somethin aint right
janet reno? s comin to town
donny the r-t-rd had an 8 pound water head
he was 5 foot 3 and he said to me
‘my names donny?,
the first queir santa clause wore red leather chaps,
and a pair of white shorty sorts
that had a hole in the back,
i p-ssed my pants, the tolit was just to far
i drunk to much d-mn beer
i tried to hold it in, but my bladder just gave in
and i p-ssed right through my drawers
riright through my wrangler drawers,
i p-ssed
i p-ssed
right my wrangler drawers
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