once upon a time there was a school called degr-ssi,
and the children in attendance were all fat and s-ssy,
s’cept for one little boy and his name was rick.
people pushed him around ’til he turned into a pr-ck,
and took a gun, took a gun, took a very big gun
to degr-ssi to have himself a little bit of fun.
and bang shot jimmy then pointed it at emma,
with shawn in the way, oh what a big dilema.
but then rick died and everything was fine,
s’cept ashley’s kinda freaking out cause craig lost his mind,
and proposed at a party with his puppy dog eyes.
but ashley refused and what a big surprise,
when he cried like a baby and went back to his hotel,
and f-cked up the room and stuck joey with the bill.
then he went to a wedding and acted like a wh-r-,
then he kicked joey’s -ss then he cried a little more.
hey remember back when manny and jt were goin out,
and jt was doing good then began to doubt,
that his little stack of dimes could measure up to craig’s
then he saw it in the locker room between craig’s legs.
so in order to get him out of his romantic slump
some black kid gave him a magic p-n-s pump
but manny found out and to make matters worse
it turned out that mr radish used it first.
well paige got raped and marco is gay,
spinner gets b-n-rs and farts all day.
toby is a dork and liberty is too,
snake’s got cancer out the wazoo.
shawn’s on his own and elly likes to cut,
alex is a b-tch and manny is a sl-t,
emma’s kinda whiny and terry got hit,
hazel doesn’t ever seem to do jack sh-t.
degr-ssi is my favorite thing
when the theme song plays i always have to sing
i hope that it never goes off the air,
i’d even miss spinner’s hair
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