lonely island – island normal guy lyrics
(-samberg, schaffer, taccone)
-hey what’s up man?-
-oh, not much you do.
-hey, are you ready por the party tonight?
-yeah man, already got a case of santana’s champagne so, should be good…
-oh nice.
-yeah, that’s b-tchin’…
-(h-llo)
-oh sh-t, oh man…
-don’t make eye contact.
-ding-dong, normal guy in the house.
-hey man…
-oh, it’s great seeing you other normal guys.
-oh yeah…
-aha…
-what you guys up to?
-ah, no much.
-hey, what are you other normal guys up to?
-seriously nothing, we just, ah…
-do you guys know what i hate?
-what–
-hanging out with a weirdo.
-yeah–
-hanging out with some loser weirdo, it’s my biggest fear
-yeah, well, i was just–
-it’s like we don’t even know where they’re coming from.
-right, we understand.
-i can’t take it when some weirdo shows up unannounced.
-okay, well i gotta go–
-there’s nothing wrong with any of us.
-okay man we got–
-none of us has any major problems.
-oh man…
-yeah we–
-hey, let’s make a pact!
-what?
-let’s make a suicide pact!
-ah, no that’s–
-i’ll go first…
{-gun goes off-}
-the award for best comedy sketch goes to… the lonely island.
who said we’re wack?
you said we’re wack?
you take it back
-thank you.
-oh thank you very much.
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