look what i did – i beat god at tae kwon do lyrics
i had a dream i did compete in a heavenly contest
my hands were brick and super-thick and i was quick and weightless
my skill was sharpened pins and razor blades and it was pointless
my foes had toes arrange w/ straw and they were barely balanced
i was a freedom fighter freely fighting reeling lions
they were a really lightning quick exciting boiling frying
experience in lighting matches in a kitchen fire
against my chest i felt this melting wax and i was happy
my c-ck, painfully huge
my foot, is better than yours
you can’t undress as fast as i can do it
you do it w/ one foot i do it w/
(two)
the mat was wet with holy sweat as i displayed my talent
my hands and feet made godly meat available for sandwich
the bread of hair and face displaced the chest and stomach salad
i spread the mustard of his muscle p-ss across my palate
i was unleashing on unleashings cost and being costly
it was a really broad excuse for my impending failure
the locker room was steaming food and tea for my abuses
i’ll make a gyro shop of human stock and make a fortune
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