monoxide child – drive thru lyrics
[blaze’s “roll it up” playing in the car stereo in the background]
it’s about f-cking time. i’ve been sittin here all night. ugh,the line’s long as f-ck.
[random guy in car:]
“word? whats going on?”
nice, hold on
[window rolls down]
yeah lemme get uhh…
[drive thru employee:]
“sir, sir, no, i’m sorr…”
what?
[drive thru employee:]
“no, sir, there’s no smoking sir”
no let…
[drive thru employee:]
no, theres no, put the cigarette out sir.
[random guy in car:]
what?
no, i’m in my car.
[drive thru employee:]
your car’s on restaurant grounds sir, theres no smoking.
your telling me i can’t smoke in my car?
[drive thru employee:]
yes sir, by being in your car this gives me the right to tell you no smoking.
what do you…that doesn’t make any sense.
[drive thru employee:]
it makes perfect sense sir, your car is on our drive thru parking sp-ce.
it duh…what do you mean cause im in the drive thru, that does, i’m not in the restaurant im outside. what do you mean i can’t smoke.
[drive thru employee:]
this is a smoke free establishment sir.
you’re f-cking insane, what is wrong with…
[drive thru employee:]
stop cursing at me sir, i will notify the police.
what do you mean your calling the cops?
[random guy in car:]
uhh we gotta go.
i’m having a cigarette in my own f-ck…
[random guy in car:]
pull off dawg.
[drive thru employee:]
yes sir…
i’m in my car.
[drive thru employee:]
the police are on there way sir, have a…yes thank you have a nice day.
[random guy in car:]
go, go
[car stalls]
sh-t,get the f-ck out of here
are you f-cking serious?!
[random guy in car:]
i’m not, but that sh-t your car just did is.
hey, f-ck you, i’m on probation like a motherf-cker man.
[police siren turns on]
aww h-ll nah! here are these m-th-f-ckas
aww man!!
d-mn man, just chill out, just chill out
i know how to talk to these m-th-f-ckas man
hold up
(police man)
uh yeah, what seems to be the problem.
[talking proper:] yes, the problem, officer, is that the man inside of the restaurant has called you, because i am smoking in the drive-thru.
[police man:]
out of the car! get out of the car, and on the ground right now!
hey man i’m…
[police man:]
put your hands where i can see them.
i was just smoking a godd-mn cigarette in the drive-thru
man, this is some bullsh-t.
[police man:]
get out of the car! smoking in a drive-thru is illegal.
what? it’s not illegal what are you talking about? i was outside!
[police man:]
hey as far as i’m concerned…
[police man #2:]
out of the car and on the ground.
i’m on the ground what the f-ck is wrong with you.
[police man:]
[on walkie talkie] we need immediate backup at the tasty burger on ???? now!!
get off of me man.
[mace spray:]
ahh!!! what’re you doing man.
[police man #2:]
he was coming right at me.
[police man:]
i’ll get him with the taser
[electrified voice:] awww sh-t…
[police man:]
he’s going for his lighter!
[gun shot, body drops]
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