monsters of the midday – happy thanksgiving from the sunshine state lyrics
la… l, la la la
lo li la, t, tra la la
(shut up grandpa and turn on the tv! d-mn)
p-ss me the turkey and the gator tail
gobble, gobble, gobble it’s hard as h-ll
it and happy thanksgiving from the sunshine state
dallas just fumble that forward p-ss
gobble, gobble, gobble he can kiss my -ss
it and happy thanksgiving and we’re stuffing our face
it’s a happy thanksgiving in the sunshine state
who’s that knocking on our front door
daddy’s cussed out that lady next door
”cause she parked her cadilac in our d-mn front yard
how you feelin’ grandpa
honey, i’m tired
where’d they operate on you this time grandpa?
they operated on my -ss now p-ss the coleslaw
daddy how’s your b-tt?
well, honey it’s just fine (hiccup)
p-ss me the turkey and the gator tail
gobble, gobble, gobble it’s hard as h-ll
it and happy thanksgiving from the sunshine state
dallas just fumble that forward p-ss
gobble, gobble, gobble he can kiss my -ss
it’s a happy thanksgiving and we’re stuffing our face
it and happy thanksgiving from the sunshine state
mama burned the stuffing, man, it stank
daddy went to fill up the propane tank
uncle randy didn’t show up again
probably out with his black girlfriend
last year daddy had us in her home
then she ran off with our d-mn neck bone
daddy how’s your b-tt
well, honey it’s almost done, d-mn
so, p-ss the jack daniels and a gl-ss of ice
daddy’s gonna get tore back tonight
it’s another thanksgiving from the sunshine state
p-ss the inter section that referee sucks
gobble, gobble, gobble he can kiss my b-tt
it’s another thanksgiving and we’re stuffing our face
it’s a happy thanksgiving in the sunshine state
(shutup! turn up the d-mn game! sit down!)
happy thanksgiving from the sunshine state
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