moosebutter – uncle earl’s hairpiece lyrics
once i was eaten by a man-eating great white shark
once i was crushed by an anvil when it fell from the sky
once an old man in a wicker chair smote me with his mind powers
once i leapt off a cliff when i thought i could fly
but of all the things that happened, being shot or boiled in hot grease
yeah, of all the things that happened
they can’t be as bad as the time i ate my uncle earl’s hairpiece
once i was pursued across the bering strait by mafiosa eskimos
i had two tons of uranium surgically embedded in my head
i was chewed upon by hungry kittens of a rare siberian white tiger
scary guys from fiji made me use a hot volcano for my bed
but of all the things that happened, being stoned or insulted by my niece
yeah of all the things that happened
they can’t be as bad as the time i ate my uncle earl’s hairpiece
uncle earl is not known for his hygiene
oooh chaka khan
he has the aroma of old cod
zeegan za fleegan
he’s perfected perfuse perspiration
sweaty uncle! bleah bleah!
believe me his flavor’s very odd
once i was trampled by a crazed mob of teenage girls
i found myself on the business end of genghis khan’s wrath
my innards were consumed by a virulent alien bacteria
my poor brain was pureed when i tried to do math
but of all the things that happened, licking feet or chewing on fleece
yeah of all the things that happened
they can’t be as bad as the time i ate my uncle earl’s hairpiece
once i was blindsided by a hurricane and carried off to fairyland
i spent six long years employed as a dummy that they used for crashing cars
i was slowly stalked and taken out by poorly wardrobed culinary ninjas
i was punished for my jokes and exiled to the darker side of mars
but of all the things that happened, being gonged or mistaken by maurice
yeah of all the things that happened
they can’t be as bad as the time i ate my uncle earl’s hairpiece
it was sitting on the kitchen table
i mistook it for a corn soufflé
i had eaten nearly seven-twelfths of that wretched thing
before i realized my mistake!
looks like hair
feels like hair
tastes like hair
not real hair
i don’t wanna eat hair
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