nofx – my penis lyrics
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my p-n-s is like a hot-dog,
but i don’t get monthly blood drips
my p-n-s hardly even used
my p-n-s’s got lots of extra skin
they took my outtie and made it an in
changing donnie to marie osmond
operation, successful
but now i gotta pee
through a miniature hole
gotta remember to put the seat down
and when i wipe my -ss
i go from front to back
cause i don’t want a bladder infection
i never thought i’d miss my vas deferans
i trade it in for a pair of used cans
now i get to hang with lesbians
operation, paid up front
now i show all my friends
my new designer c-nt
they think i’m kinda weird
but that’s ok with me
cause now i kick their -ss
played from the gentlemens tee
there’s nothing finer
than having a p-n-s
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