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nuclear rabbit – champion of the world lyrics

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when i was delivered, i cleared my nostrils and spanked my own -ss.
later that day, i invented a silicone-based protein that cured world
hunger and brought about world peace. i owned a multi-billion dollar corporation
by the time i was six – and you can too!

i won the nashville chili cook off
home on the prairie, motherf-cker!
big trucks and little women, i take ’em skinny dippin’
you want the life i’m livin’ – who the f-ck you kiddin’
i circ-mcised myself with my bare hands
grizzly adams, motherb-tches!

don’t need an elevator, i take the stairs
i wrestle alligators, i ain’t no square
i don’t need toilet paper, i’ll use my hands
and wipe ’em on your face ’cause i’m the man!

i once slapped a guy so hard his mom lit on fire… and that b-tch lives in alaska!
you figure it out! so you see, my little b-tches, if you buy my 1 minute and 48
second seminar, you too could become the “champion of the world”!
i’m joking you’re a loser!

when i take of my shirt even old ladies flock to me
i’m like don johnson, you f-cks!
don’t need an elevator, i’ll take the stairs
i wrestle alligators, i ain’t no square
i don’t need toilet paper, i’ll use my hands
and wipe ’em on your face ’cause i’m the man!

champ-pion, champ-pion, champ-pion
champion of the world!(x4)

champ-pion, champ-pion, champ-pion
i’m the champ, you’re the peon.

- nuclear rabbit lyrics

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