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in the new future
courts of law go super fast
there’s no jury, just a judge
gotta win in three days max
my name is phoenix wright
and im an ace attorney
so grab a seat, groove to the beat,
and join me on my journey
i live in california
and by that i mean j-pan
got a suit of blue, a big red tie and hair like gemini man
it’s a comedy of errors
with the violence of macbeth
so cute and charming
“murder”
zany, wacky, jokey
“death”
yeah, i meet all kinds of weirdos
on my justice-seeking quest
the dudes are total d-cks
and the ladies have big br–sts
come on, y’all!
d-cks
b–bies
d-cks
b–bies
d-cks
b–bies
b–bies
d-cks
d-cks
b–bies
d-cks
b–bies
d-cks
b–bies
b–bies
d-cks
(b–bies?)
i’m rated t for teen
and even one time rated m
but i’ve got pop culture chops
and each reference is a gem
if you have a big “objection!”
to where i’m coming from,
you can “take that!”, “hold it!”
and shove it up your b-m.
my name is phoenix wright
i’m a semi-decent lawyer
with the help of magic stones
and my hot/dead employer
so court is now in session
judge santa claus presiding
if a withness has a secret
i will find out what they’re hiding
pressing and presenting
i will find a resolution
fighting liars on the stand
and the kinky prosecution
my client isn’t guilty
which i’ll prove with my defense, so now
all i have to do is choose the perfect evidence
here we go!
“objection” nope
“objection” nope
“objection” nope
guilty!
ah!
“objection” nope
“objection” nope
take that
not guilty!
…obviously.



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