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retard o bot – the auctioneer lyrics

okay.
were gonna start the bidding at 100 dollars
can i get 100? i see 100
125? 125
150? yes you there in the back
175? 175
200 dollars? you for 200 dollars
do i hear 225? 225
250?
300?
going once
going twice
sold
sold to the man with the f-ggot hair
sold to the man with the f-ggy hair
sold to the man, back there
sold to the man with the f-ggy hair
(i’m the man with the f-ggy hair)
sold to the man with the f-ggy hair
sold to the man back with the f-ggy hair.in the back. with the f-ggy hair. its sold to you
im the man with the f-ggy hair
and i dont think you’re fair
cause im the man with the f-ggy hair and im not bidding on that chair
its a piece of sh-t, i sat on it and it made my -ss hurt
it smells like a piece of sh-t, and i dont want any part of it
i’m the man with the f-ggy hair, get away because im not there
i’m not buying that piece of sh-t chair
because it smells like poo

but its sold to you

(no its not)
i sold the item straight to you, sir
(no its not)
500 dollars you said you’d pay, now pay b-tch
(i dont wanna pay)
sold to the man with the f-ggy hair
thats you (not me)
way back there, in the p–py chair
(not meee) i dont care
sold to the man with the f-ggy hair
(not me)
sold to the man with the f-ggy hair
(not me)
back there, way back there in the poo poo chair
(not me)
look at him back there sayin he aint bought that sh-t
(i didnt)
its sold to you, its sold to you
(-sshole)
you put your hand up, and said you agreed to buy it
(you’re mistaking me for someone else)
sold to you, it was sold to you
(it wasnt)
sold to the man with the f-ggy hair
(it wasnt sold to me -sshole)
well, you agreed to buy it now pay for it.
next item up for bid, we’ll start the bidding at 100 dollars.

- retard o bot lyrics

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