robert dubac – …or else it’s a boy! lyrics
well, thank you for pretending you know who i am.
the those you don’t, my name is robert dubac, and that’s a lie.
my friends who call me robert, they call me bob, so…
hi friends.
which is different from my child and friends they call me bobby.
which is different from my wife, she calls me lucky.
but only on my birthday.
but it’s not my birthday and i’m not lucky cause my wife and i had a disagreement but we’re adults.
wherever we had an arguement we always agree on one thing:
i get to sleep in the back of the truck.
(crowd laughs)
and while i was doing that, i was thinking about something that’s been confusing mankind for centuries and one simple question and it has four words.
before i ask that question, let me set the mood and read something from another play that i wrote.
this play is called: the male intelect an oxy moron.
listen up: conseption is a malacurious event.
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