rucka rucka ali – my name’s obama lyrics
the apprentehhh (-cough, cough)
donald trump: now carolla, why did ya team lose?
carolla: now hold on a second and by the way…
we interrupt this program for obama to say something
obama: my fellow americans,
i’d like to announce that i’m running for uh,
president of america.
as a black man this time…
i did some time in jail,
i did a crime with mich-lle
we stole from fried watermelon
yip yippity ki yay
i’m known to smack up a b-tch
i got kool-aid in the fridge
i never met my kids
their real dad is kanye
guns yeah i sold em
hoes tricks yeah i told em
blunts, spliffs, yeah i rolled em
chronic nugs of homegrown k.b.
hey i just mey you (ahhh help! )
no please don’t tase me
my name’s obama
i was born in haiti
i still get food stamps
i’m just lazy
i’m still on welfare
so f-ck you pay me
they might arrest you
but you could blame me
they’ll pull me over
incarcerate me
if i get unemployed
sh-t don’t phase me
my name’s obama
i roll with jay-z
jay-z, jee, jeezer?
are you young jeezer?
how’d you get in the white house?
i smoke a lot of newports
i sit a lot on the porch
i stole 2012 porsche
from my neighbors driveway
i did alotta of drug deals
i killed osama for treals
i blamed it on navy seals
and f-cked his b-tch sideways
bro, yeah i’m holdin’
rocks weed meth heroin
white house garden showin’
what you think i’m growin’ daisies?
hey i just met you (ahhh help! )
no it’s ok see
my name’s obama
i’m half kuwaiti
it’s hard to look white
robbing macy’s
give me the fubu
don’t try to play me
hey i just met you (ahhh help! )
no please don’t mace me
my name’s obama
i dance like swayze
if you live in detroit
yawta thank me
my name’s obama
i’m pakistani
before i came in the white house
i used to smoke crack
i used to sold crack
i used to roll so black
i was born in dubai
i’d like to go back
where’s all my hoes at?
take off your clothes
and don’t talk back
now the american people
have a clear choice
would you like to be smacked
with a pimp cane?
or with the
back of my hand?
it’s hard to look white
when i’m smackin’ ladies
so it’s no wonder
ya’ll crackers hate me
hey i just met you (ahhh help! )
and this is crazy
i stealed your hummer
and throwed your baby
sandusky touched a boy
or so they say see
my name’s obama
chicken is tasty
before i came in the white house
i used to smoke crack
i use to sold crack
i use to roll so black
if all you haters don’t like me
lick my b-llsack
ya’ll haters fall back
so f-ck you pay me
i mean do we really need another black guy on unemplyment
right now?
i’m sorry i get that from my mother
she is a typical white person
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