sexualobster – my mother in-law is a scorpion lyrics
one fine day
i answered the phone
it was my girlfriend inviting
me to her home
i met her father
he cooked us a meal
it was a pleasant evening
but i began to feel
a presence, a shadow
eyes on my neck
her father looked nervous
i began to suspect
a secret, a lie
someone was missing
when no one was talking
i heard a strange hissing
i felt deep down that
something was not right
i made my excuses
i said good night
one year later
at our wedding reception
i finally uncovered
the horrible deception
my mother in law is a scorpion
my uncle fainted, my guests all fled
woah woah
my mother in law is a scorpion
my brother is crying, the priest is dead
woah woah
family dinners are not fun
when you’re terrified of getting stung
my mother in law is a scorpion
did you know that scorpions don’t lay eggs?
woah woah
my mother in law is a scorpion
i said she was fat, she paralysed me legs
woah woah
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