slapstick – wake up stanley lyrics
stanley started smoking cigarettes, now he smokes two packs a day
got a girlfriend, she puts out, givin stanley the bj
got a job in a fitness store stealing sh-t for all his boys
then he comes home and he’s liftin weights and eatin anabolic steroids
well stanley thinks he’s cool, but he’s too dumb to see
he don’t have any friends, he’s just got a fake i.d.
wake up, wake up stanley
stanley buyin all the brew for the parties, now he’s a real party guy
he’d even buy a bottle for me or you if we’d hang out with him tonight
it’s 3 am and here comes stanley, staggering drunk again
stanley needs to realize that the beer makes all his friends
well stanley thinks he’s cool, but he’s too dumb tosee
he don’t have any friends, he’s just got a fake i.d.
he’s got a fake i.d.
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