special ed – livin’ like a star lyrics
yo, i used to be in love with this girl named jill
i know why, because she had the b-tt like that of a hill
but you couldn’t tell me nothin, cause jill was number one
cause to me, oh my god, how she made me come
i shoulda knew the consequences from the get-go
she would use me like a puppy from a pet show
but like a fool in love i fell for her game
but ah – i got mine everytime i came
you know the place, flatbush avenue
where i first met the hoe, i said, “yo, haven’t you
been around before, did we get down before?
i forget, but i bet i met you in a store
mickey d’s – yeah, now i remember”
she said, “that was for school, i needed money in september
cause i’m a member of the booster squad”
and i was thinkin to myself: i knocked her boots so hard
that’s just what i did, until we had a kid
now the b-tch got half my money, plus the crib
plus the car, plus the limo with the bar
but i guess that’s what you get when you’re livin like a star
livin like a
livin like a
livin like a star
every day i wake up, i take up my pen
i write a dope rhyme, then i stretch and bend
and i excercise, wipe the boogers out my eyes
and so on… let me go on to the surprise
i’m chillin in my couch in a slouch-like position
thinkin of a way to spend the day like fishin
nah – dairy – yeah – cheese
yo, that’s the way to go, but no polly-o, please
picked up the phonebook, lookin at the pages
lookin at the star rating right beside the ages
looked under ‘x’ for ‘s-x’ and saw stacy
yeah, you know the one that we call d-ck tracy
yes, i think that she can solve my case
so i call her on the phone, she was home alone
she said, “come over to my place, i’ll cook dinner”
ring-ring-ring-ring – i think we got a winner
threw on some dip for the trip across town
yo, i got to go, cause the hoe is down
so i hopped inside of the rented corolla
saw another girlie, she was pushin on a stroller
i said, “yo baby,” then “h-llo, mother”
and then i said, “wait a minute, where is the other? ”
she said, he said, he wasn’t stayin with her
“but maybe we can drop the baby by the sitter
and go for a ride, if i was you, i’d consider”
i dropped the kid off about three blocks away
went back to the bush to collect my pay
when i got to the crib ma dukes was home
so i couldn’t go inside, cause then i couldn’t bone
bone – t-bone – yeah, good thinkin
got to his crib faster than you could blink, and
t-bone was home alone, i said, “t
you got to look out now, come on now, this is me
i got cheese, and she’s bein naughty”
i heard some footsteps, then came 40
40 lover smooth like groove to the b-tter
he was busy guzzlin a 40 like water
he said, “ed, let’s go get another
no, get two for me, you and my brother”
i said, “bet, while i jet just wait”
went outside just a minute too late
i didn’t know where the h-ll honey dip went till
i saw the cheese breeze by in my rental
oh, it’s sugar, she stole my car
but i guess that’s what you get when you’re livin like a star
livin like a
livin like a
livin like a star
livin like a
livin like a
(super) (superstar)
livin like a
livin like a
livin like a star
(every other month i get a brand new car)
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