starbomb – rap battle: ryu vs. ken lyrics
hey ken
what’s up, ryu?
you know i think you’re a f-cking d-ck right?
yeah?
well, i think we should settle this sh-t once and for all with a rap battle to the death
okay
do you think you can stop eating p-n-s long enough to do that?
probably
alright, let’s do this!
round 1! rap!
f-ck you, ken, you’re such a little f-cking b-tch
i’m gonna break your f-cking spine in half and throw you in a ditch
start up a f-cking beat and drop the motherf-cking b-ss
so i can shoot a load of hadouken all over your face
i’ll break your gl-ss jaw like it was made of f-cking straw, man
shredding you up worse than vega fapping with his claw hand
cammy and chun-li don’t think you’re s-xy at all
they’re both coming home with me, one for each of my b-lls
like the bonus round car your -ss is getting destroyed
my c-ck is more swollen than zangief’s thyroids
your d-ck’s three inches hard, i’m working with a soft ten
so what you got to motherf-cking say to me, ken?
i really don’t appreciate those things you just said
i was raised to respect others, and sometimes words can be hurtful
and i just, i, i just think that maybe-
yo, an apology is in order
round 2! rap!
it’s my honest suspicion
you’re gonna want a physician
only morticians are the one to help your future condition
cause me whooping on your -ss is a time honored tradition
so now i’ll do it even faster in the turbo edition
watch your back, b-tch, i’m gonna make you scream
my d-ck shoots farther than the arm of dhalsim
just like sagat’s chest, you’re gonna need a skin graft
now, please enjoy the tart, tangy taste of my shaft
my rhymes are fat like the sumo e. honda
i’m the king of d-ck jungle with my giant anaconda
harness my chi beat your -ss with a dao
so what you got to motherf-cking say to me now
alright, two can play at this game, d-ck-p-n-s man
can you lose to me in a rap battle? shoryuken
hadouken!
you have proven that you are the best
you have hadoukened a giant hole in my chest
hey, you did it! you rhymed on beat!
oh yeah, cool!
great job, man! i knew you could do it
thank you so much, i appreciate it
tatsumaki senpukyaku!
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