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stephen lynch – pierre lyrics

i got a call from my old writing partner from college, jeff, and, you know, we’re kinda drinking and talking on the phone, and he goes, “you know, i bet you that i can name a subject that you can’t write a song about.” and i said, “alright, f-cker, let’s hear it, whatta you got?” and he goes, “how ’bout a homeless guy?” and i said, “easy.” and he said, “… who is french.” … let’s give it a shot. if this doesn’t go over, i owe him a lot of money.

my story’s so tiresome!

let’s try that again.

my story’s so tiresome!
(… tiresome.)
back in france, i was rich as they come.
(… as they come.)
but i lost all my wealth,
and my good mental health.
now i live with ze filth and ze sc-m.
(… and ze sc-m.)

i’m pierre, ze only french b-m in new york!
when i open my boone’s farm, i still sniff ze cork!
so, have you a quarter? i’m begging you, please!
i have to have wine with my government cheese.

i really should bid you adieu.
(… bid adieu.)
i’m feeling a bit sacre bleu.
(… … sacre bleu.)
my life is a h-ll,
i give off a bad smell,
but i’m french, so that’s always been true!
pee-yew!

- stephen lynch lyrics

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