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sudden death – kicked in the balls lyrics

{-a parody of wyclef jean’s song “we’re trying to stay alive”-}

kicked in the b-lls!

looki-looki-lookin’ sharp on a sat-rday night
hangin’ out with my friends at a club and everything is alright
pickin’ up a hot lady is the plan
with a skirt short enough to wear as a headband
i step to a girl and i make my moves
then i step right back with a nice fresh bruise
i found another woman lightin’ up the place
she took one look at me and then slapped my face
but worst of ’em all was a woman named louise
who channeled all her power to a point on her knees
she hit me so hard that i felt time freeze
and i thought that my nuts were gonna split like peas
i can not describe all the pain i had inside
prayin’ for a quick death, let me take a breath
(inhale) someone run
get on the phone and call 911

i do more than write rhymes i don’t step out of line
i like to take a lady out and show her a good time
every minute planned out nothin’ can go wrong
and i don’t put my hands where they don’t belong
a girl better know that she’s lucky to be
with a guy like me ’cause i’m the best you see
i’m one of a kind, what can i say, i’m great
and no woman of mine better ever gain weight
right about then it’s time to say goodbye
and i get these weird looks from her i don’t know why
and instead of a kiss i get a h-ll of a kick
and i get all shrivelled up where i should be thick
i’m quite surprised by my sudden condition
hunched over on the ground in the fetal position

kicked in the b-lls!

well you can tell by the way i hold my nuts
i’m in lots of pain, i might bust a gut
crawlin’ on the floor tryin’ hard to inhale
hope my vision comes back because i don’t know braille
i got a bad feeling that i ruined my clothes
and i hope my stomach don’t come out my nose
if i make it to the door then i stand a chance
gotta find some ice to put down my pants
i don’t understand why this happened to me
i just asked if she was debbie from this movie i seen

yo, i slip up, slip up, then she kick up, kick up
and i throw up, throw up, and now i’m coughin’ up blood
then i hiccup, hiccup, try to shut up, shut up
and i pick up, pick up myself and die on the rug

hey yo spice is cryin’, i think he’s dyin’
i don’t think he can breathe but he’s tryin’
that’s what he got and he got it good
hit right there where he stood
in the b-lls, yo!

kicked in the b-lls!

aaah, aaah, aaah, aaah
kicked in the b-lls!
kicked in the b-lls!

- sudden death lyrics

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