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the computernerd01 – the randomness rap lyrics

i look like a rabbit
eat lots of cheese
play halo 3
tea bag everyone i see
i don’t really care
i’m not a n00b
just look like one chillin in my tube

meet my ipod his name is billy
he plays my music and smells a little weird
my guitar pick is yellow
and the jello is red
c-ke beats sprite and my lyrics are tight

mary had a little lamb
josh had a little plunger
this is ozkar, this is fran
i eat pineapples for breakfast
lunch is my favorite subject
cheese + ham = ham and cheese
sandwiches are the best so everyone
stand up and itch yourself

i got a bear, you got my underwear
my shorts are orange
i dance with my grandpa
if you ask me who i am then i’ll just tell you
arnold schwarzenegger is a beast
every single day i play with my broken drumstick
photobooth is my life
and my toilet is clogged once again i’m sorry but i couldnt help it
the cottage cheese smells really bad
my beanie makes me look like an egg head
oh yeah i look like an egg and smell like usher at the same time
so boys and girls get up and lets dance!

my shirt is black and i like to play with this usb flash drive
because it’s really slide-y and it looks really hip
cuz i wanna be really cool like herman li
and i like to play baseball with my friends in the backyard i’m the best one
every single day because the master chief is a wimp compared to me

+josh dance time! +

come on it’s time to eat your cereal
my bandanna makes me look like a homie
so i’m gonna eat some bologna
p-ss me some
i don’t really want to
it’s all for me and none for you
these are my vehicles
they are expensive

oh yeah and i want to eat some food
so p-ss the rubiks cube and lets make a sandwich
in the kitchen with some mayo
i don’t know, this is my pig
and this is my hand;; i like to fight crime
makin fart sounds with your hands
and i want to build a tower cuz i look so good

my name is josh and i am the greatest rapper
just ask my grandma she never lies
and my sour watermelons are my babies
they taste so good just like my socks

cuz i am so kool and that’s spelled with a k
and my pants have stripes on them
that means i’m really gangstahhh
so why am i talking so slow
i really don’t know why
i am a guy! that rhymes with why
lol means laugh out loud
and jk means…
josh kicks beavers in the b-tt!
[spoken: n-no i, no i don’t]

worms, cows, beavers, penguins
those are my favorite animals in the whole entire world
i better go yo and ugly, pretty, skinny, fat
i’m gonna go to the bathroom and
eat my favorite chips privately cuz i can’t trust you
my dog smells bad
i like to play with my remote cuz it has nine numbers on it
i need to really fart

pea. nut. but. ter. cookies are the best
and their cereal has captain crunch
on the cover oh my gosh

my car is a total chick magnet
cuz it magnetizes chicks to it
because it smells like dryer sheets oh yes
i try to carve messages into my desk but i always lose
and end up having a really bad day
you may call me weird but all i have to say is
my name is josh and i like to eat chickens
oh yeah i like to eat chickens

- the computernerd01 lyrics

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