the last felony – televisionary (he hung himself in a public bathroom part 1) lyrics
‘he was discovered early this morning by former co-workers in a public
bathroom at his former workplace. it was revealed by the police that he had
been there since thursday evening. it is presumed that he choose that date
because of the extended weekend to provide an extra day of decaying before he
would be discovered. the body was found naked, with all major arteries slashed
and as is the case with most hangings, both the body’s bowels and blather gave
out. it was revealed through forensics that he was also covered in vomit,
caused by having swallowed rotten milk presumably on purpose, and s-m-n from
having m-st-rb-t-d one last time before using the blade to mutilate his
genitals and along with his whole body to cause as much blood as possible to
come out. one can safely -ssume that he wanted to be found covered in as many
vital fluids as possible when he would be discovered. co-workers described the
sight, and especially the smell, to be intolerable and are noted as being in
need of immediate psychiatric help as a result of making this gruesome
discovery and were all sent home from work to try and recover…’
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