the mad conductor – porchmen lyrics
i keep my clothes in a casket
i sleep on a mattress
the only suitcase that i own is a basket
i talk politics with unruly chinamen
i like my water a third oxyen and two parts hydrogen
i’m on a mission
i don’t got no time to be talkin’ about my shoes
the fresh white ones with the black and red stripes
hey yo i drop mics like a scratch of head lice
not once in my life
yeah i fixed the poles with the monkey wrench
foul emcees gettin kicked off the johnny bench
if they’re around usin’ secret ident-ties
these clad beast emcees are my enemies
me i might take a trip to danbury, connecticut
and eat cranberries just for the heck of it cuz
yeah
i stay in like candy dots cuz everything i got’s
organized like annie pots
i sleep outside and get abducted illegal aliens
i eat mexican food made by authentic mexicans
mc liberated ireland
i’m never violent
because i ate a billion b vitamins and now i got a complex
i leave slews of clues for emcees with no contacts in the adirondacks
a whole handful of metal thumbtacks
couldn’t pin me down and that’s a fact
so ask egon how i traveled beyond 96 eons in a paintless neon
my brain’s got channels like cobain had flannels
the train had vandals and windows with panes that been stained got panels
i bought the book on how to interpret my dreams
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