toby turner – safety torch lyrics
(note: this is a duet song)
toby:
look at little tim tim
sleeping so soundly
wake up timmy
what if there’s a monster?!
don’t be scared timmy or he’ll eat you
monsters smell fear
lucky for you, i got a
safety torch!
put it on your porch
(it’s a) safety torch!
put it in your hallway
safety torch!
scare the monsters away
safety torch!
that’ll be 50 bucks.
timmy:
but my house is on fire!
toby:
shhh!
tim tim,
things are looking grim grim
but lucky for you
i’ve come with a solution!
it’s your lucky day.
safety water!
put it in a bucket
safety water!
pour it on the fire
safety water!
maybe make a bubble bath
safety water!
first one on the house!
-talk time-
timmy:
heh, i see what you did there.
first one’s on the house.
toby:
heh heh yeah.
just the first one though but it took quite a few.
so those…
…plus all that safety torches…
let’s like, let’s just call it like 500 bucks.
timmy:
i don’t have 500 bucks!
toby:
oh that’s fine i’ll bill your parents.
timmy:
no!
toby:
thanks for your time go on back to sleep
have a good night.
timmy:
my parents are gonna kill me…
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