vanity 6 – if a girl answers (don’t hang up) lyrics
brenda, how are we gonna get 2 the party?
call up jimmy, he’s got a car
and what if a girl answers?
hang up
hang up nothin’, jimmy says i was his girl
honey, don’t u know everyone’s jimmy’s girl?
brenda, i know better than anybody
well, if a girl answers, don’t hang up, just talk about her
yes
h-llo, this is vanity
is jimmy home?
yes, but he’s taking a shower
oh, i see
did he just take out the trash?
no, that’s somethin’ he use 2 do
now he’s taking out me
oh, i see
well, tell ’em he left his pants over here last night
that’s ok, u keep ’em
he won’t be needin’ ’em 2 night
oh, what’s the matter
is he going swimming?
why no, we was gonna go
but he said he did that last night
well sugar, i know about a great party
why don’t u bring us your car?
so sorry baby, but i never go 2 singles’ bars
singles? is that what u think?
tramp, i’m datin’ your dad
oh, he died about 7 years back
now ain’t that just 2 bad?
well, that’s how we like ’em – tall, stiff and ready
that’s positively more than i can say 4 dead jimmy
that’s because he was swallowin’ vitamin e
now he’s swallowin’ me
oh, u mean u were swallowin’ him
why don’t u just tie a mattress 2 your back?
i’m gonna need it cuz if i ever see your face
i’m gonna fall and have a heart attack
all that’s gonna fall is the wig off your head
now what u think about that?
i think i’d rather wear a wig
than run a motel 4 roaches, ants and lice
dogs and cats in my hat
hey, that’s goin’ 2 far
here, give me the phone
hey tramp, take a bath in puke
what’s more, u can kiss where the sun don’t shine
if that don’t work, we can duke
u see, the only kinda man that would play with u
is one that plays with himself
none of my friends could stand the sight of u
much less the smell
and if i weren’t a lady, i’d take my money
and buy u a brand new face
then i’d take my underwear and stick it in your mouth
and u’d love it cuz u got no taste
and if that don’t work, call back your dead daddy
and show him what u look like now
honey, i’d bet he never come back
cuz u one ugly cow (ooh-wee)
girl, u tell your boyfriend jimmy he can go and get hit by a car
cuz as far as i see it, he can’t afford 2 bite the beat of this star
there’s 2 things we can’t stand
one’s a jive talk man
the other’s a jive talk man with no money
can u dig it?
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if a girl answers, don’t hang up {x4}
don’t hang up {x8}
if a girl answers, don’t hang up, don’t hang up {x2}
don’t hang up {repeat 2 fade}
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