vindictives – another bad day pt. 2 lyrics
hey remember this one?
while walking down the avenue one bright and sunny day
i came across a woman who wouldn’t get out of my way
i asked her to please step aside so i could get on with my day
she said, “i don’t mind being c-m across just as long as it’s wiped away”
[laughing]
so i went home to watch tv and catch my favorite show
and plopped down on my rocking chair and out came a screaming howl
i ached and moaned and groaned and hoped the pain would quickly p-ss
either that’s just my remote control or someone’s’ d-ck’s shoved up my -ss
[laughing]
then i thought i’d take a drive around and see what i could see
but just a couple minutes later, i had to take a pee
i pulled into an alley and stuck my p-ck-r through the fence
but i didn’t even see the watchdog running off with my f-cking pr-ck
[laughing]
so they rushed me to the hospital to see if they could fix it
cause instead of chewing it to bits he very gently licked it
they said that i was lucky that the mutt lost all its teeth
so i went home and went to bed and then i had a dream
about that sweet little poochie…
[laughing and clapping]
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